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First Person Fan Art

Monday, January 18th, 2010

We live in the greatest gaming age that ever was: people can not only plow hours into online entertainment, enjoying every second, they can then show their love by livening up our internet with fantastic fanart on the subject. Even after you filter out the idiots who think a screenshot serves as art (it doesn’t, no matter how many photoshop filters you apply) there are plenty of pictures to decorate your desktop until you connect to your game server.

The doctor will see you now (no matter where you hide)

We start off with some Medic propaganda, which rocks despite endorsing the worst thing you can do on a TF2 server short of being a third spy. Combat Medics are a curse on any color they happen to join but the wartime stylings of JayAxer are worth it. Which is probably why another of his efforts won a prize in the recent Valve competition. That’s right - he made fanart so good the actual original-art-ers made stuff for him in return.
There’s more TF2 server love from NerfNow, a computer game comic which is actually good despite not being Penny Arcade. (Unlike every single gaming comic on the internet but one.)

He’s helping!
At the opposite end of the artistic spectrum we’re exposed to oozing horror by Brandon Duncan.
Upgrading an enemy familiar to anyone who enjoys Doom (or indeed knows anything at all about the history of computerized shooting things), the move from pixels to paints really magnifies the grisly wrongness of the cacodemons. They are indeed awful to Behold, and if you realized that was a joke award yourself a +1 Aura of Hardcore Nerd.
A great combination of subject and style by Mikijima with the Crysis nanosuit’s hyper-advanced muscle bundles working well with brush-stroke art. True, that’s way down on the list of awesome things they normally do, like “throw enemies through corrugated iron walls” and “turn you into a Predator” (to say nothing of the nano-accelerated fun on Crysis servers), but it’s worth a few seconds of appreciation.
Okay, that’s enough posing. Get back to leaping onto rooftops and murdering islands.
Speaking of leaping on roofs and murdering, possibly the cutest Hunter (and Witch) you’ll ever see in Jason Chan’s famous Left4Dead4Kids piece (full size here).
This is the best kind of fanart: a genuinely talented artist taking the chance to create a new riff on something, rather than the endless amateur attempts to draw something people have already seen. He’s taken a few liberties, like dumping one of the guys and leaving out the Smoker, but that’s probably for the best. To draw a long-tongued monster in this playground picture he’d have to be Japanese.
Left 4 Dead 2 servers aren’t without artistic efforts either: this cartoony piece by the accurately-if-nonspecifically-named “NotThePornStar” could be a frame from an animated movie. A movie we’d totally watch because it looks awesome.
We leave you with two final thoughts. The first is that no matter how much you love a game not all fanart is a good idea (as proven by this Unreal Tournament server slave):
The second is that the real skill in fanart is sifting the gold from the trash. Are there any awesome pieces we’ve missed? Let us know!
 

Computer Game Costumes

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Gamers dressing up as the gamees is a tradition dating back as far as disposable income, but what about the characters themselves? Can they cackle in costumes for all hallows eve? Since we don’t waste opening paragraphs around here, the answer is “Yes”, and we look at seven skins to spice up your servers:

1. The Creepy Counter-Strike Skull

Counter-Strike servers are already stuffed with Skullz and Killaz [sic], usually embedded in usernames between clan tags and half the number row’s symbols. Modder “Laca” enables the anti-terrorists to become even scarier than “someone with an assault rifle out to kill you” by skulling things up under the creepily human eyes.

2. Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault

Those playing on Medal of Honor servers shouldn’t suffer because of the age or authenticity of their game - so “Vdog777” has built an in-character costume, and is far better at 3D modeling than coming up with a name. The French resistance fighter adds another option when you’re dressing to impress (and shoot several times in the head) those fashionable Nazi chappies.

3. Team Fortress Halloween

Halloween costumes are something fun and awesome, so of course Valve are involved. We’re only talking about this because we enjoy it, anyway, as anyone on any TF2 server has already enjoyed the new koth_harvest_event map, exploding pumpkins, brand-new hats (to pile on top of all the other awesome headgear), and the incomparable ghost costume of Zepheniah Mann.

PS We love our Gibuses, though proper grammer sometimes makes for odd pronunciation.

4. The Classic Spy

Just because you’re ten years behind the times doesn’t mean you can’t dress up - though it can mean you wish you were more advanced. That’s the lesson behind the awkwardly-named |WS|*Nikon’s smooth spy skin, disguising a Team Fortress Classic server’s Spy as: a TF2 spy!

5. The Red vs Blue Crysis

In the most insanely complicated meta disguise outside of Major Smith in Where Eagles Dare, “not so l337” lets Crysis commandos disguise themselves as the staff from Red vs Blue, who in turn are played by Spartans, from Halo. It would be impossible to add more layers to a costume without forming a human pyramid or dressing up as a double-decker bus.

6. Day of Metal Gear Defeat

Dr. Cloud understands exactly how to guarantee an Allied success on Day of Defeat servers: staff the side of the angels with an endless army of Solid Snake clones. With the Axis forces represented by far inferior GRU cannon fodder it’s quite likely the sheer psychological pressure will force them to fold (despite their advantage in heavy machine guns).

7. Left 4 Dead

The most popular costumes over the last week come from the Left 4 Dead pre-order exclusive demo, with our four favorite survivors sporting spanking new skins.

Bill: Everyone’s favorite armed uncle-figure swaps Vietnam flashbacks for a love of candy, and an incredibly convincing Coach fatsuit.
Zoey: The apocalypse’s only female pulls an incredible double reverse-Michael-Jackson, both turning from white to black AND staying alive to play Rochelle.
Louis: The hard-working everyman goes even further than Zoey to become Elllis’s engineering Suthan bo-ay.
Francis: Why hate everything at random, when Nick can hate and distrust everything as a scumbag conman?

The best bit? Game servers can be dressed up every day of the year!